If I were The Prime Minster
As Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the first duty I would conduct is to eliminate all opposition. For me to rule under my benevolent velvet-gloved iron fist, I need no competition and no whining in my ear. A quick Soviet style purge is required. The title of Prime Minister would still exist, but in a different form.
Once the ugly business is out of the way, I can now concentrate on making not only my country better, but the world as well. I would also begin by lowering my own salary to a reasonable sum. I don’t need a decadent lifestyle, but more importantly I want to lead by example and feel equal to those that I govern.
In my attempts to be an altruistic leader, I would concentrate my efforts on those in my nation that are less fortunate than others. The poor would be housed, clothed, and employed. Education is now available equally for all (of course intelligence and diligence to one’s studies is still the defining criteria for education). I would insist that everyone look into responsible finances and home equity release. No longer will there be the disgustingly rich, and the wretchedly poor.
No longer would my people be fighting amongst themselves. No longer would they argue Liberalism versus Conservatism, for neither would exist. I will bring the two together, uniting the people to solve the nations (and the world’s) problems as a nation instead of frightened political leaders buckling to the demands of their lobbyists.
I am sure my ideas will not be welcomed by all, and that is when the velvet glove comes off. The iron fist will stamp out any nay saying and partisan politics. Those that don’t want my rule won’t have it, while those that want my rule will see the true beauty of what a government can offer when they are not concerned with their own Machiavellian power.
To sum up, I will rule benevolently over those who are productive members of society, who look after each other and care about the state of the nation. I shall rule malevolently over those who oppose equality and those who seek personal gain at the expense of another. Hmmm maybe I should become King!
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